by Oghur, 26 days agoMaybe not a server first, but sure as there isn't a god, not very far behind, THE NEPHILIM Cleared first wing in IC 25, downing Saurfang.
....and gaining an extra achievement by mistake.
The story of the Nephilim in IceCrown Citadel started like so much else...with some drunk thinking.
We faced Lord Marrowgar. Lets be honest. We got good tanks, awesome healers. But SLACK DPS...so it took a while to get him down.
The Dominion of the Nephilim must be the opposite of most other wow guilds in this regard.
However...we did some mistakes and killed him. Mostly Traumus fault. Stop rocking you F-ing DK!
Onwards to the Lady. And focus.
FFS Kill her! Lonros, give us some of your inspiring speaches!
!!! If you do not down her, I will tell Narceus where each and everyone of you live!
Good.....thanks Narceus.
Right...onward to the ship.
The ship was so easy it doesn't deserve a joke. Blizzard have been drinking Ajax again when doing this encounter.
Lord Saurfang was muuuch better. Took us quite a while to get him down. But we found out the secret behind killing him!
Use the correct buffs....
Get the right gear....
....and the right classes.....
Seriously....extremly well executed people. It should be noted that we FORBIDDED people to look and say anything from WoWWiki. The Nephilim cleared IC 25 on their own!
The public have been asking about us. What we are like. How we work.
We are a very fair guild.
..We know many things....
One night when we had to little to drink, we gave Ulduar another shot.
Killed everything up to Yoggi on 25 man....
BAM Yoggi down. (10 man)
We havnt really been into Trial of the Grand Crusader. But one night when I sniffed to much shoeshine, we gave it a try.
Hey that was easy! What did we do so right?
I was way to drunk to take any more pics of ToGC 10, but here is a picture of a walrus.
We are really just missunderstood. Let me explain our guildchat.
Right guys...lets step on it. We need to move on to the next challange!
Like what you see? Get on the ride of the Nephilim!
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by Oghur, 105 days agoDuring the fall, we have been busy crushing everything in our path.
Leave
NOTHING alive as Narcues so delicately puts it.
Onyxia came back in a new and improved version. We had to give her a whack!
After nights of pain and suffering, worthy of songs for generations to come, even the legendary Onyxia had to kneel to the power of 25 Nephilims.
Exellently fought team!
Onyxia is surprisingly easy once you learn the secret about how not to wipe.
Onwards to the Trial of the Crusader for the big 25 man test.
Ready team?
......No DAMN sex on raid times! You know this! Comon and lets go!
Right.....we started taking down the beasts of the Crusader. One by one.
Lord Jaraxxus was so easy we did him at the same time.
At this point we figured that we needed some tactics....
And down went the Champions...again! This is getting a bit easy.
The Twins went so fast I didn't even get to take a picture.
Instead Eza said...
Right...lets set up for the end boss. Everyone ready?
....Move out!
Outstanding work team!
A much well deserved win. The bugg boss in 25 man really shows how cooperation and dedication pays off.
Feels good to say we got TotC25 on farm status, doesn't it.....
Yeah, Narceus is a wierdo....but he is our wierdo. Now...
Tryzon will explain the secret behind taking down encounters with 25 insaine people.
We have also been busy in Ulduar 25. Taking everything seriously and playing around with the Keepers. We pretty much have been throwing everything at them. Including gnomes and other halflings that works well as ammo.
Sua, stop being an arse.
Meh...its spreading! People have started to hear things about The Nephilim. All lies!
We really are a bunch of nice and generous people.
We always listen to the publics views about us and welcome with open arms any questions you may have.
Ever since we started to down heavy encounters. Proud and interesting people have generously offered their services to join our guild.
Some people are simply to good to pass up!
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